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"Have you ever thought about how weird the word ‘fallopian’ is????"

- my drunk off her ass (4 Coronas in a lightweight) friend
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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via surprisebitch)

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anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

(via swaglord200)

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taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

(via dutchster)

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problackgirl:

"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem

(via preteenager)

Source: problackgirl
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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

(via jesus-ate-my-skittles)

Source: all-right-blondie
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"You can’t talk to me like that I’m the parent" I’m sorry i didn’t realise pushing me out of your body meant you could regulate my speech.

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mrrobotico:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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I CANTTT

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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